What will happen when iPhone 2.o is released?

  • Girls will take off their tops to get you to take a pic so you will show them your iPhone 2.o.
  • Amazing hacks will be released for spying on your friends via the front facing camera.

(You will be watching the side of a friends/persons face.)

  • Gizmodo will find a way to use the iPhone 2.o for another way to turn off screens during a major tech convention.
  • A website will be launched for virtual video conferencing via Twitter but with your mug talking and no one can shut you up.
  • A new iVibe will be released to have a camera on it
  • Steve Jobs will have another accomplishment bronzed for his shrine
  • Airlines will kick another passenger off a plane durring flight this time even though the new iPhone will be in Airplane mode
  • Random lines will never stop existing at the Apple Cube in NY
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Free Pot For Flight Passenger

Tokyo CustomsCustoms in Tokyo decided to go against regulation and use a passengers bag, instead of using a regulation bag for the training exercise.  The unfortunate event of an agent with a forgetful brain and a dog who did not use his nose, left one either lucky or unlucky passenger with 142g of marijuana.

“The dogs have always been able to find it before… I became overconfident that it would work,” he said.

“This case was extremely regrettable. I would like to deeply apologise,” said Narita International Airport’s customs head Manpei Tanaka.

Anyone finding the package has been asked to contact customs officials.

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